Fifth Period Lunch

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Why I Need Money

(By MommyHatesMe) Money. We all want more of it and if we got it, we’d all be happier. In the recent times of financial crisis across the country this rings … Continue reading

May 17, 2012 · Leave a comment

Drinking Like a Mad Man

(By MommyHatesMe) My drinking schedule is constantly getting in the way of my work (meaning my writing), so I figured it was about time to just write about drinking. We’re … Continue reading

May 3, 2012 · 1 Comment

Yesterday Is Tomorrow

(By MommyHatesMe) I was going to babble on about some other senseless crap today but I watched something yesterday that was too monumental to go without comment. Yesterday at the … Continue reading

April 18, 2012 · Leave a comment

Shit’s Broke… I’ll Fix It.

(By MommyHatesMe)  Here shall lie my shoddy attempts at fixing the broken world around us. I’m sure none of these will ever be used as an actual solution because the … Continue reading

April 11, 2012 · 2 Comments

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