Fifth Period Lunch

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Bullet Point Game – 10.19.12

(By BluCowboy) Everyone and their fucking dog is getting in on the bullet point game, so what better way for your boy to get back on his game than with … Continue reading

October 19, 2012 · 1 Comment

Anyone Need Headphones?

(By BluCowboy) So, as per usual, Kate Upton is selling more shit, and as per usual, I’m buyin’.  If you’re a company that sells anything, and I mean anything, and … Continue reading

September 4, 2012 · Leave a comment

What to Watch For: NCAA 2012 Edition

College football kicks off tonight, and I’m pretty excited…I’m talking, Christmas morning sprinkled with the promise of a good blow job excited!  This has the making of being a very … Continue reading

August 30, 2012 · 1 Comment

Marine Corps “Call Me Maybe” FTW!

(By BluCowboy) Step aside, ladies of Monmouth, you just got got.  What’s better than a Call Me Maybe video that takes place in an airport choreographed by a bunch of women … Continue reading

July 20, 2012 · Leave a comment

2012 NBA WAG Draft

(By BluCowboy) Well the 2012 NBA draft has come and gone and there were a few highlights worth mentioning.  For starters, David Stern is just as much of a dick … Continue reading

June 29, 2012 · Leave a comment

Tips on Ghost Hunting from TheWayIsHere

(Ghostwritten by BluCowboy) Ghost Hunting is a pastime that dates back to my birthday in 1984, because I invented ghost hunting and any attempt to dispute this fact is a flat-out lie. … Continue reading

June 25, 2012 · Leave a comment

Kate Upton Just Doing It Again

(By BluCowboy) Women of America, it is time to step your game up.  As if the bar wasn’t already set high enough by Miss Upton, she absolutely dominates this GQ … Continue reading

June 22, 2012 · 1 Comment

Teen Mama Drama – 6.21.12

(By BluCowboy) Another week of Teen Mom means I again feel much better about ignoring my child in lieu of more important things, like browsing soft-core pornographic websites.  I recently … Continue reading

June 21, 2012 · Leave a comment

Teen Mama Drama

(By BluCowboy) I’m pretty sure I haven’t mentioned this yet as it is one of my more embarrassing attributes, but I am the biggest reality TV whore around.  From Real World to … Continue reading

June 15, 2012 · Leave a comment

The More You Know…

(By BluCowboy) Ladies and Gentlemen, please allow me to get serious for a moment.  A very close friend of mine who I love dearly is currently battling a serious health … Continue reading

June 14, 2012 · Leave a comment

Mr. Clean-Up Doesn’t Take No Orders From No Women

(By BluCowboy) Let’s get one thing straight off the bat, Mr. Clean-up is no bigot by the way, he lifts shit up all by himself with no help from anybody. … Continue reading

June 11, 2012 · 2 Comments

School House Rock Is Badass Now

(By BluCowboy) A lot of things have gotten shittier since I was 10 years old.  The Cowboys, cigarette ads and my ability to hold an erection most notably. But one … Continue reading

May 22, 2012 · 2 Comments

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