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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 11.5.12

(By YetiVedder)

I know I have not written one of these for a few weeks now.  I was hoping to never have to write this one.

This video was something I was hoping would never come out about me.  Thanks for nothing Jimmy Hart!!!  This is why I have a love for professional wrestling.  Once upon a time Yeti Vedder was a wrestler.  I simply went by Yeti in those days, or as Tony Schiavone called me, the Yettay.  This was way before I came out with my ukulele album.  I am not always proud of my wrestling days because I was a force.  I have nightmares of tearing opponents limb from limb.  John Cena could easily see me. CM Punk was simply a punk.  As you can see by my double hug submission move, Hulk Hogan could never keep up with the Yeti.  We hugged him so hard that night, I still can’t sleep and Hulk had to go on to make horrible reality TV and sex tapes!!!   So this article is close to my heart because it is real to me.  It will always be real to me dammit!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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