Fifth Period Lunch

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When MTV Played Videos – 10.19.12

(By YetiVedder)

Sooo last night I ate some Mexican Food before I went to bed and had one of the worst nightmares.  When I was searching for this week’s video I came across this doozy and I had deja vu.  That must be how the artist got the name Taco.  You eat a delicious burrito or chimichanga and try to catch some shut-eye and then BAM!  Taco appears to haunt the shit out of your dreams!

Did you know that this is the censored version of this video?  I went into this thinking it can’t be THAT bad.  Little did I know that Taco was a racist mofo!  I was pretty weirded out by the guy playing with a mouse to open the video.  Then enters Taco with his glow in the dark cane and face that just screams I am a murderer.  Well he’s just innocently dancing and singing and then out of NOWHERE at the :42 second mark comes two people in black face?!?!  WTF!?!?  Why was this needed?  Who was the director of this video that said this was a GREAT idea!  How does Taco get away with this?  Is it because he is just a figment of my imagination that only appears when I eat Mexican Food before bed?  Nope.  This 100% happened folks!   Who was the MTV wizard that said you know what this video really needs?  Taco doing synchronized dances with people in black face!?!?  I’m still in shock right now!

If my nightmare isn’t bad enough along comes the weirdness at the 3:15 mark!  This is when the tossing and turning begins as these characters are truly some of the scariest Yeti Vedder has ever seen!!!  As the video ends this is where I wake up in a cold sweat and promise myself I will never eat taco bell before bed ever again!  Little did I know that my horrible, horrible dream was actually a reality.

Dream Note:  I didn’t have any people in black face in my dream.  I do not dream in racist.

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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