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Think It Over Thursday – 10.18.12

(By YetiVedder)

My name is Vedder, Yeti Vedder.  This week I want us to decide who is the best James Bond of all time. This was actually a topic of conversation at a recent family party and it is so great because every generation has had their own Bond.  If you have seen a lot of Bond films, you have your favorite. Yeti Vedder wants to know if you are making a James Bond film using one of the actors who has played James Bond who do you use.  In case you forgot, here are your choices and my thoughts on them.

George Lazenby –  He was Bond once, and he was Bond once for a reason. No one would use George Lazenby.  Not even George’s mom.

Timothy Dalton –  This was a time when everyone wanted Pierce Brosnan to play the part.  Timothy Dalton was the poor man’s Brosnan.  He didn’t last very long either.

Daniel Craig – I have to say I didn’t know who he was when he became Bond and I have to say that I am still not a huge Craig fan.

Pierce Brosnan –  I remember when people yearned for him to be James Bond.  The accent was perfect and he had the charm and looks to play Bond.  Little did we know that he wouldn’t be able to fill the shoes.

Sean Connery – Dr. No, Goldfinger, Diamonds Are Forever?  This is the O.G. or in this case the O.B.  Connery had the acting chops and was an awesome Bond.  He has my vote as his movies are clearly the best.

Roger Moore –  Made the most Bond movies and is the favorite Bond of a lot of people.  It is a very close competition, but I give it to Connery over Moore.

So my question is who your favorite James Bond?  Any time you are at a party with people of different ages, ask this question and you should be able to spark a heated debate!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “Think It Over Thursday – 10.18.12

  1. Virginia Wino
    October 19, 2012

    I went with Moore, probably becuase he was the main bond during my childhood years. I will preface this by saying, I have not watched a lot of Bond movies with Connery, and I am certain that he killed it, just a little before my time.

    I wasn’t a big fan of Craig either, when they announced he would be taking over, however, I have found him (and the recent 007 flicks), to be oretty entertaining. Will be looking forward to Skyfall.

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