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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit – 10.15.12

(By YetiVedder)

How has it taken me thing long to find this video?  I have always wanted to practice with the masters and become a ninja, but it is very difficult for a yeti to be stealth.  Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat was pretty much living in hell.  One minute he is casually talking to Mean Gene and the next minute ninjas come out of no where and start attacking him!  Luckily he is a professional wrestler and can easily fight off ninjas!  These have to be the worst ninjas in the world.  First of all what kind of ninjas attack in broad daylight!  That is why you wear black ninja man!  Second there are 2 or 3 of them attacking Steamboat at one time, yet they never win!  I’d say have Steamboat teach them how to become a ninja!

One thing I learned from watching this video is that ninja school seems pretty easy and scripted if you ask me!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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