Fifth Period Lunch

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When MTV Played Videos – 10.12.12

(By YetiVedder)

How many Sweet 16 parties do you think start the same way this music video does?  A little brat just begging for the Fat Boys to play her party!  I mean this must happen constantly!  I had no idea the fat kid from the movie Old School was in the Fat Boys!  How was this song popular in the 80’s?  It was so popular that the Fat Boys and Chubby Checker did a second song together!!!

I want to know who the music wizards were that put this pairing together!  I smell hit with 3 fat guys and a 60 year old Chubby Checker.  You know what will make Chubby Checker more hip with the kids?  Give him a weird side mullet!  So many precious moments in this video, but here are the three that stand out to me!

1:02-  The Fat Boys just sitting around with their thoughts.  Their thoughts consist of Chubby Checker, apples, donuts, the words new and improved, green jello, and the guy in the middle pictures himself sticking his tongue out.   DEEP THOUGHTS by the Fat Boys.

2:30-  The guy in the white suit.  Need I say more?!

3:00-  The 2 girls that show up to the party in a bikini.  Are you serious?  You can’t just go to a girl’s sweet 16 party in a bikini!  You’ll take all the attention away from the birthday girl!  Have you ever seen an episode of sweet 16?   Ridiculous!

Is the rapping in this song the worst rapping you have ever heard?   I’d say yes…  Yes it is!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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