Fifth Period Lunch

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Totally Werth It, Brah

(By TheWayIsHere)

Did anybody else see this bloodied and battered guy after the Nationals-Cardinals game on Thursday night?

There has to be some incredible story as to why he’s wearing a bandaid while blood trickles down the side of his face. Here are some of my theories:

1. These two are life partners and they had a serious lovers’ quarrel in the bathroom during the sixth inning. Homeboy on the left wanted to have some glory hole fun, but homeboy on the right was having none of it. Homeboy on the right proceeded to punch homeboy on the left with his ring hand, inflicting an unsightly wound. The two made up after the fight, but you can still see the pain in homeboy on the left’s face.

2. The dude got into a serious scuffle with a 12-year old girl over a foul ball. The 12-year old girl won.

3. After hearing “But our sign is spelled wrong!” for hours and hours, four-eyes finally had enough and drilled his friend.

4. He’s a St. Louis Cardinals fan who was beat up and forced to hold a sign celebrating the Nationals’ win.

5. Dick will make you slap somebody upside the head…

About TheWayIsHere

I’d like to think there is a lot to say about myself, but there isn’t. I founded Fifth Period Lunch with the intent on using the internet to spread gospel and the word of the Good Book. I thought He had a plan for me. Whoops. No, I’m just yanking your chain - I’m actually an atheist. Straylight Run’s John Nolan described both of our lives perfectly when he sang, “I know much more than I did back then, but the more I learn, the more I can’t understand. And I’ve become content with this life that I lead, where I drink too much and don’t believe in much of anything.” I’m married and creeping ever closer to the big 3-0. Despite that, I still enjoy acting like a child, to which my wife can attest. I enjoy microbrews, pinot noir, the Boston Red Sox, the New England Patriots and the Wake Forest Demon Deacons. I believe old people should be forced to take a driving test every year and I have a man-crush on more men than I probably should. Now you know.

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