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Think It Over Thursday – 9.13.12

(By YetiVedder)

So Thirsty Thursday went over like a wet fart.  When Yeti Vedder is wrong he is wrong, but he still wants people to think on Thursday.  Some weeks it will be fun stuff like drinks or potato chips, while other weeks I might get real deep and and ask you about politics or cartoons.  Politics and cartoons are pretty similar anyways!  If American Idol can get millions of voters a week, then FPL can get like 10-12.  Am I right people?

This first week we’ll start with a hot topic.  The presidential election is right around the corner and Yeti Vedder wants to know where you stand!  Are you voting for Obama or Romney?  I will never tell you who you should vote for!  I will tell you to be informed.  Take a moment and learn where each candidate stands on the major issues.  The best way to do that is to visit each candidate’s website and learn about them!  Look at Yeti Vedder being all responsible and stuff!

For Mitt Romney, visit here.

For Barack Obama, visit here.

Once you have visited both sites and become informed on the issues important to you, take a second and let FPL know who you are voting for!  This is like the real election, so whoever wins this will be the next president.  You obviously know this!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “Think It Over Thursday – 9.13.12

  1. Pingback: The Mind Of The Yeti – 10.17.12 « Fifth Period Lunch

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