Fifth Period Lunch

Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012

So That Happened… – 9.4.12

(By YetiVedder)

On Tuesday I have usually only posted trivia.  That simply isn’t enough from your favorite Yeti.  I will now be posting videos that, well, exist!  Every Tuesday you can come to FPL and see a video you simply never thought you would ever see.  This is will be my first post and it is a DOOZY!

MURDER SHE WROTE!!! MURDER SHE WROTE!!!  That is the same thing as crying mercy, right?  Did anyone know that an Angela Lansbury workout video was out there?  Did you know it was called Positive Moves?  Did you know that at times she did the outside of the pool breast stroke? (1:46)

Yes, this happened!   Lotions, nice massages and all!  Watching Ms. Lansbury stretch might be some of the most amazing things these eyes have ever seen!   I would love to list highlights for all the times that are funny, but I would simply list from 0:01 to 7:45!  You’re welcome world!

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About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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