Fifth Period Lunch

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When MTV Played Videos – 8.31.12

(By YetiVedder)

Air Supply putting the love into love making!  Does this video remind anyone else of a Mentos commercial?  I am just waiting for the girl to pull a pack of Mentos out at the end of the video and have someone say, “Mentos, the fresh maker.”  I know I am showing my age here, but doesn’t the lead singer look exactly like Janet from Three’s Company?  No one knows where she is now, so maybe it could be her???

The best part of this video?  How about the fact that Air Supply is just a band of pimps!!!  Sleeping with one girl in the bed and fantasizing about another.  Private jetting it all over the place just to find the next piece of tail!  Who knew?

Highlight of the Video:  1:53 – When the random flower woman shows up to give Romeo a flower in slow motion!  I kept thinking he was going to go in for the kill with her as well.  I really thought the old flower woman was going to be deflowered by the lead guitarist of Air Supply.  Could you blame her?  She was just another notch in the belt!

2nd Highlight:  2:55 –  When the photo of the blonde bombshell comes to life and turns a cold shoulder on Rico Suave.  Her face is PRICELESS!  Is this picture disappointed?  You better believe it!  Then she goes to show you that she has never packed a suitcase by herself at the 3:08 point.  Seriously lady?  You are going to travel like that?   You would never get by airport security!

Air Supply…  Showing you how to make love out of nothing at all!  Thanks Air Supply!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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