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The Mind Of The Yeti – 8.29.12

Yeti Vedder’s reaction to the Josh Beckett trade!

(By YetiVedder)

*  If you drink ten 5-Hour Energy Drinks, will you be up for 2 days?

*  Anyone that plays an air instrument in public is pretty awesome in my book. ONLY if said air instrument is played with enthusiasm and heart!

*  The League as a TV show is hilarious, but I would love to be in their fantasy football league because they are all terrible!

*  Josh Beckett was traded in the biggest salary dump in history! Ding dong the bitch is dead! I am sad to see Adrian Gonzalez leave, but this trade was 100% for the best. It gives the Red Sox the freedom to sign quality role players, develop young talent, and even sign a major player or 2 if needed!

*  I still can’t believe the Sox gave up Nick Punto in the deal!

Hey guys, what number has Josh played like this season?

*  Everyone in Boston thinks it is a bad idea, but I’d sign Josh Hamilton in a second! I would love to see him hit some serious bombs out of Fenway!

*  Jam of the week? Alex Clare’s Too Close. I really do like this song, even if it has a dub-step feel in the middle. It’s a pretty sweet tune.

*  The Patriots cutting both Donte Stallworth and Jabar Gaffney? Did I miss something? Gaffney has to be a better WR option then Edelman or Slater? So why didn’t he make the team? I will never question Bill, but I know Brady is a big Gaffney fan. Bill knows something we don’t. In Bill Belichick we trust!

*  As a kid I loved the show Kids Incorporated, but this clip has to be the creepiest clip in the history of television. What is that clown even doing half the time? That broom spin isn’t a trick!   His yo-yo skills aren’t exactly up to par either.  If you are afraid of clowns you may want to skip this one! 20 points if you can name the girl singer.


*  Some other famous Kids Incorporated alumni are Mario Lopez, Martika, and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

*  But the girl in the video is better known today by Fergie, or Fergalicious.

*  Fergalicious sounds like a sandwich that has hair in it.

*  If you are a Red Sox fan that doesn’t love Pedro Ciriaco then you aren’t that big of a Sox fan! He is the Danny Woodhead of the Red Sox!

*  When It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is followed by The League it is the best hour of comedy on television.

*  Sweet Dee is definitely a top 3 comedy actress out there right now! If you haven’t started watching It’s Always Sunny yet, it isn’t too late to start!

*  Great idea to impress a woman. Quote TLC lyrics the entire time, but do it very sneaky. For instance, tell the girl you don’t chase waterfalls, but rather you stick to rivers and lakes you are used to. You can also try telling her that you are not a scrub. They never believe that line when it comes to me.

Obviously not impressed by Yeti Vedder.

*  End the date by telling her she reminds you of Chilli and definitely not T-Boz or Left Eye as sexy is always better then crazy or cool. You will be married in 3 weeks, so only use these moves if you are serious about the girl.

*  I told Eliza that she reminded me of Chilli and she gave Yeti a big grin!

*  Fantasy football draft week! If you get Ray Rice, Arian Foster, or LeSean McCoy then you are off to a great start! I am the happiest Yeti when football is back!

*  Where have you gone Suzanne Somers, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Any questions of comments you can find Yeti on Twitter @YetiVedder.  He’d love to hear from you!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

2 comments on “The Mind Of The Yeti – 8.29.12

  1. TheWayIsHere
    August 29, 2012

    Edelman is about as versatile a player as there is in the NFL, and Slater is an All-Pro special teams player. Get your head outta your ass, Yeti!

    • yetivedder
      August 29, 2012

      Edelman??? Really? Who would you have rather had playing for us in the super bowl last year? Gaffney or Edelman? I would go with Gaffney all day!

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