Fifth Period Lunch

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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 8.27.12

(By YetiVedder)

This promo has to be one of the funniest I have ever posted.  I love how it starts with the host throwing it to himself to interview Jumping Jeff Farmer!  Everyone else must have been busy that day.  When you get a chance to interview Jumping Jeff Farmer you don’t hand that off to a rookie!  You do that interview yourself!  We all know that the host didn’t even need to be there!  Jumping Jeff’s microphone skills are off the charts!  He is just a natural at answering the questions with so much grace and skill!  If I am Tommy Lee and Vince Neil I am going into hiding!  Motley Crue may have written Girls, Girls, Girls, but you should have never back stabbed Jumping Jim Farmer one way or another!   Oh…  Oh…  Motley Cruise?  Tom’s brother???  WHO KNEW!?!?

You got Jumping Jeff Farmer mad!  That isn’t going to end well for anyone!!!  Last time he went half force, BUT THIS TIME!!!   He is going FULL force!!!  As soon as Jumping Jeff says yup, I can’t stop laughing!  The most redneck yup I have ever heard!  I want to know why he was never given a title shot!  Hulk Hogan has nothing on this guy!!!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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