Fifth Period Lunch

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Thirsty Thursday – 8.23.12

(By YetiVedder)

This week your options for Thirsty Thursday are DA BOMB!   We are going with two bombs for you to choose from.  Are you classy and enjoy a smooth shot?  Is St. Patrick’s Day one of your favorite holidays?  Then you are probably going with the Irish Car Bomb.  I have always been a big Guinness drinker, so when someone brings over a round of Car Bombs I am not only psyched, but you know the night is off to a great start!

The challenger this week is for the new school.  Do you watch a lot of Jersey Shore?  Do you have a ton of hair gel in your hair and your go to on the dance floor is the fist pump?  Do you love the candy Smarties?  Then you are all for the Jager Bomb.  A little Jager mixed with Red Bull does a body good!  Little known fact is that Jager Bombs can also run your automobile!

I may have been a little biased this week….   Jager Bombs do have the way better YouTube clip!

HA!   BUT who ya got!!!

Jager Bomb

VS.

Irish Car Bomb

And just for laughs!!!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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