Fifth Period Lunch

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Thirsty Thursday – 8.16.12

(By YetiVedder)

Rum?  Rumpelstiltskin?  Rumpelstiltskin is a good man!  But today we are talking a battle of two men from the sea!  Two men that have travelled over the rough seas and only had their delicious rums to help make the voyage a little bit more fun!  First we have the heavy favorite.  Captain Morgan is a delicious spiced rum that always does the job.  When you think rum usually you think Captain Morgan.   Hell, there is even a Captain Morgan pose!!!  But who doesn’t love a great underdog!!!  What do I see for a cheaper price with more alcohol content?  Sailor Jerry!!?!??  That’s right folks I said cheaper with more alcohol!  Plus you can get sweet tats with your rum!!!  So which one will you choose?  Let the voting begin!!!


Yeti Vedder’s Choice –  Usually I am going with the stronger rum, but I love Captain Morgan.  He is my homeboy.  Captain will win my vote every time!!!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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