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A Look On The Bright Side for the Red Sox! :)

(By YetiVedder)

The Boston Red Sox season is over. They will not make the playoffs. I am a huge fan that hopes this post is a reverse jinx, but I will always say how I feel and my feeling is this team has no hope. When you lose to teams like the Twins and a slumping Indians squad you can’t expect this team to make the playoffs. So with less than 50 games left I have decided to look on the bright side of things. Find positives in a season filled with negatives, because this season has been dominated by a black cloud since day one. So here goes nothing… At least you know this post won’t be that long.

*  Cody Ross has been an absolute steal. He has been a pleasure to watch all season and if this team was filled with guys like him they would be a much better team.


*  Pedro Ciriaco?? Who are you?? I wouldn’t have been able to tell you 3 months ago, but this guy has been fantastic. I am not saying he is the greatest player in the world, but I am saying that since he has been up from AAA and the Sox have needed a clutch hit, he has done the job!


*  Felix Doubront has been a great starter. He has been the one consistent starter in the staff all season and I look forward to watching him pitch for years to come.


*  Will Middlebrooks! #WakeandRake Baby!!! Kid is a stud and will be a great add to this team for years to come.


*  The recovery of Ryan Westmoreland from a second brain surgery. The kid oozes heart and I’m sure I speak for all of the Red Sox fans when I say I wish him nothing but the best in the future and I hope to see him playing at Fenway in the future!


*  I will even give some props to the our high money guys. Adrian Gonzalez, Big Papi, and even Carl Crawford have all played well. I think if this lineup had been healthy all season that MAYBE the Sox would have had different results. The only thing is if you score 100 runs that is great. You just have to hope your pitching staff doesn’t give up 101!!!


All in all I hope this winter comes with some brand new starting pitching, a new manager, and some new attitudes. This summer has been a bummer for Sox fans, but at least they have had a couple of things to smile about.  Stay positive Sox fans!  As we always used to say…  Wait until next year!!!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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