Fifth Period Lunch

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When MTV Played Videos – 8.10.12

(By YetiVedder)

Any video that starts with gentle talking is pretty great in my book!  It all starts with Pat Benatar getting kicked out of her house by her dad.  I like how dad gave Pat the time to sing some of her thoughts between his sentences.  I was just waiting for dad to tell her to stop singing at him!  Next Pat takes a bus to a seedy city and just sings all over the place.  I don’t know why she is freaked out by anyone!  You’re the one singing in public!

Next she decides to take a job at a club where she has to slow dance.  Do these clubs still exist?  If so I’d be willing to slow dance for money.  If there is a club where Yeti Vedder can slow dance with the ladies for money, I will send you my resume pronto!!!  Anyways she hates this job.  I guess she just doesn’t enjoy the slow dancing and wants to be a mover and a shaker!  This is shown at the 3:20 mark where Pat literally threatens the club owner with dance moves.  I love how he runs back in horror of dance.  I get it buddy…  The way Pat Benatar is shaking her boobs at you is very intimidating!  I’m pretty sure her dance moves are the least complicated dance moves I have ever seen.   Maybe that is why he is so scared.  He can’t believe how bad of a dancer Pat Benatar is!

Now the greatest part is where Pat Benatar and the girls leave the club. Pat and the ladies literally create every handshake that has ever existed!  High five?  Check!  Thumbs up?  Check!  Shoulder touch? Check!  Fist pound? Check!  Hugs?  Check!  Even a salute!  Pat Benatar invented every cool kind of handshake!!!  Who knew?  So to all you fist pounders and high fivers out there, you owe Pat Benatar for every time you do her moves!!!  Thank you Pat!!!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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