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Thirsty Thursday – 8.9.12

(By YetiVedder)

Thursday…  The day of the week where you can feel the weekend FINALLY getting here!  You can taste getting out of work on Friday, sleeping in on Saturday only to wake up and party, and sleep in again so you can get your party on for Sunday Funday!!!  But you need Thursday to get you there!  That day of anticipation!  Like a kid going to bed on Christmas Eve!  Every Thursday will now be Thirsty Thursday here at FPL.  Yeti Vedder will give you 2 drinks to choose from and you can let us know what you think is better!!!  Pretty simple concept!!!  Get you out of work mode and thinking about what your first cocktail of the weekend will be!  Week 2 is a doozy!  Are they drinks?  Are they ice cream treats?  You can eat both with a spoon, but often they give you a straw.  Wendy’s Frosty taking on McDonald’s McFlurry!  Let the debate begin!!!

VS.

Yeti Vedder’s Pick:  Although I like the variety with the McFlurry, I am voting old school.  The Frosty has that unique “What-the-hell-am-I having-right-now?” quality.  So Yeti and Wendy can continue their loving relationship.  I never liked clowns anyways!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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