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When MTV Played Videos – 8.3.12

(By YetiVedder)

This girl pretty much wants everyone that has serious business to do to just dance their asses off.  This is what I got out of this video.  Oh the dunce sitting in a classroom alone wearing a dunce hat?  He seems perfectly normal.  Is it just me or does the video start with him having to pee?  Let the dunce go to the bathroom!!!   Little did we know this dunce is the fanciest 3rd grader in the world.  How many 3rd graders do you know go to school in a full tuxedo?  In my opinion not enough!  That may be what is wrong with our education system…  Not enough kids in tuxedos!

Next we have a man trying to work on his opera and this little vixen comes in and distracts the shit out of him!  Let the man do his work!  Instead he goes crazy, jumps on the piano, and kicks all of his framed pictures on the ground!  My first question is who is cleaning up this mess?  My second question is why do you write music when you are the best dancer in the world?  Bad career choice bro!

Last she goes to the football field to try and seduce an athlete.  This leads to the HIGHLIGHT of the video!!!  The 2:30 point when the player shows why he was captain of his varsity team by doing some of the manliest dance moves Yeti Vedder has ever seen.  I’m surprised more Defensive Linemen don’t do that during games!!!   This dude is way too focused on his dance moves to ever think about going home with Deniece Williams.

Not that she’ll have any issues because out of nowhere 30 guys show up to the football field to dance until they can’t dance no more!!!  This pretty much happened every weekend when I was in high school.   One girl hanging at a football field only to have us all show up to try to woo her with dance.  Whether it be curling weights, fire dancing, doing the worm in a half shirt, or just doing some kung fu moves, we have all been there, right fellas?  I always left by back flipping off of the field as well.  So this video is pretty much based on a true story, right???

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

2 comments on “When MTV Played Videos – 8.3.12

  1. TheWayIsHere
    August 3, 2012

    That kid in the tux definitely grew up to be a heterosexual male, right?

  2. ucTQ
    October 12, 2012

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