Fifth Period Lunch

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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 7.16.12

(By YetiVedder)

This week is quick and to the point.  First off, it looks like Corporal Kirschner, K-I-R-S-C-H-N-E-R, has a very tough time swimming.  It may not have been the best idea to have this guy swim to look tough!  His fighting words are simply the best!  My guess is he didn’t want to say much because he was out of breath from swimming and spelling his last name!  It would be much easier to breathe if you didn’t have that knife in your mouth WHILE you swam!!!

Do you know how many fights I have been in when someone tells me to get ready?  Too many to even keep track of.  Yeti Vedder was born ready!  Y-E-T-I  V-E-D-D-E-R!  Get ready!

P.S. Does anyone REALLY remember this guy?   This totally could just be some fan that made this!!!  Which would make this even better!!!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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