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When MTV Played Videos – 7.13.12

(By YetiVedder)

Ummm…  Errr…  Okay, here goes nothing!  First off the two twin chicks are pretty damn ho-…  What?  What!?!?  They are dudes!!!   That is just crazy talk!  How many times do you think those two ” dudes” were mistaken for ladies at the bars?  I’d say anytime they went to the bar.   I have absolutely no idea what the Nelson Brothers were going for in this video, but here goes nothing.  Honestly, you can watch the first 2 and a half minutes of this video and completely not pay attention to the rest as it is just Nelson playing some horrible song.  So let me break down the first half for ya.

This punk 18 year old lives in a trailer and his dad is sick of buying him tapes.  This kid is spoiled rotten if his dad was buying him tapes at 18 while living in a trailer park!  We know dad isn’t making the big bucks living in a trailer park and we also know how easily he could have just bought blank tapes and recorded the songs off the radio!  Problem solved pops!  This dad started working at 12 and had been in the service which is pretty impressive!!!   Papa Dukes has been through A LOT!!!   (P.S. The wife is famous???  Right???  Why was she in this video???  I bet I know her one acting regret!


THIS VIDEO IS JUST STARTING!!!  At the 1:13 mark the two chicks that the kid has a poster of on his wall come to life and invite him into the Poster World!  I’m totally going into Poster World with two chicks that…  Oh wait they are dudes!  I keep forgetting this.  Whatever!  Don’t judge me!

I guess you only get invited into Poster World so often!   Now once in Poster World you get to do Matrix things with an Indian.  Then that Indian takes you to a horrible concert and has his way with you???  Poster World seems pretty damn awful if you ask me!  Is anyone confused yet?  Great!  Keep watching for the horrible concert.  Then the kid ends up in bed with a feather to remember the Indian that had his way with him at a Nelson concert.  NOW it all makes sense!  THE END!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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