Fifth Period Lunch

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Real Men Cry!

(By YetiVedder)

When I watched this speech by Andy Murray it really moved me.  It must have been so hard for this guy to lose in his home country on his home court and then to cry on top of it???  Whew!!!  I..Was…Very…Close…To…Tears…  People always say there is no crying in sports, but when you can’t help it, you can’t help it!  So Yeti Vedder started thinking about the best cry baby soup’s he could think of in sporting history!  This is what he came up with.   WARNING!!!  YOU MAY WEEP LIKE A NEW BORN BABY!!!

This one is just not fair.  I mean Tony is his teammate!  He’s his quarterback!  T.O. has never been one to get overly emotional but man this day he wanted Tony Romo to know that he would cry over him.  He never cried over Donovan, Carson, Steve, Jeff, Ryan, or the QB for the Allen Wranglers.  Only Tony made the tears flow.

That is one wrinkled neck!  Big Mac just welling up because he had been holding in the secret of steroids all those years!  PSSSSST!  We all knew!

Is he out of breath?  A.I. we talking bout crying!  Not emotions! Not emotions!  We talking bout crying!

Did I miss one???  Feel free to add your favorite!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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