Fifth Period Lunch

Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012

The Mind Of The Yeti – 7.2.12

TheWayIsHere better give me some of the profits from these!

(By YetiVedder)

*  A lot of horny women will go and see the movie Magic Mike while their other half stays home, saves 10 bucks, and watches free internet porn.

*  Goodbye Kevin Youkilis and HELLO Will Middlebrooks!!! Let the kids play and we will reap the benefits! Next up, Ryan Lavarnway!  Seriously, Larvanway can’t be worse then Shoppach.  Salty is playing out of his shoes right now, and I’d rather have the kid play 2 times through the rotation then a washed up Shoppach.

*  Hey President Obama! You’re welcome for Youkilis! Thanks for taking him! Lillibridge will be a valuable contributor! Youk will argue strike three!  Now fix the education system and take care of my student loans!!!

*  Didn’t they just make a new Spiderman?

*  In 2004, I thought Curt Schilling could do no wrong. In 2012, I am pretty sure he can do a lot wrong. Oh, and I would smoke him at any sports video game!

*  So the Olympics are starting up and I am psyched! I love watching sports I don’t normally watch and all of a sudden should take interest in or else I am considered a bad American.   I did watch women’s softball for Jennie Finch!!!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!

*  Little known fact about chanting U-S-A. You can do it any public place in America at any time and someone will join in with you, 100% guarantee! You must yell it at the top of your lungs and try at least for 10 U-S-A’s! Prove me wrong and you will get something from us here at fifthperiodlunch.com!  Just remember we are poor here at FPL!   Should be pretty easy with July 4th just around the corner!!

*  Seriously, how awesome would it be to get a ton of YouTube U-S-A chant bets sent to FPL!?!?  Please make this happen!!!

*  I have avoided Lebron until now. I still hate him, but he had a great finals and the better team won. If by better team you mean the team that got the majority of calls throughout the playoffs! BOOM!

*  I’d love to start a mailbag like Bill Simmons. Except mine would be funny and not censored by ESPN! Email any of your deep thoughts and or questions to: yetivedderfpl@gmail.com.I will answer ANYTHING asked! You have better thoughts for me?? I’ll gladly add them! Yeti Vedder can be a very unoriginal bastard at times!

*  Megan Fox is pregnant.  No way David Silver did this, right?  He also looks pregnant!!  I am letting it be known that no matter what she says it is not Yeti Vedder!  If that kid comes out 20lbs and hairy I’ll say otherwise!  P.S. This picture was taken at my local trailer park!

*  The Red Sox Bullpen is quietly having a great season.  It is also making me not miss Jon Papelbon one bit! Another earned run by Pap the other night!

*  Aceves would kick Pap’s ass in a fight! And then Padilla would eat him. I’m pretty sure Vincente Padilla eats people!

*  At first I thought the movie Ted looked as though it was going to suck. It has grown on me and I can’t wait to see it! The Thunder song alone makes it worth while!!!

*  Mila Kunis also adds to the want-to-see factor!!!

*  Small Mila fact is that she dated Macaulay Culkin for 8 years!  So there is a chance for Yeti Vedder!

*  Step Brothers is a very underrated movie! I laugh at something new every time I watch!

*  Eliza has not retweeted Yeti Vedder.  This makes Yeti Vedder sad and I may have to start looking for a new girl.  I wonder what Mila is doing this weekend.  (You know Eliza is jealous now.)

*  I heard Paris Hilton is trying to become a DJ. She should probably stick to what she does best. Making sex tapes!

*  If Kevin Garnett doesn’t come back to the Celtics then the C’s will be horrible for the next few seasons!  Like Antoine Walker days bad!

*  Where have you gone Monica Lewinsky, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

Got something to say? Say it!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Click on a Writer. Read Stuff.

Twitter Updates

Enter your email address to follow Fifth Period Lunch and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Do it... do it now!

%d bloggers like this: