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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 6.26.12

(By YetiVedder)

This one is just pure awesome!  First you have Jake The Snake Roberts with his wife just making out and keeping his snake around.  Hey wife, slip me some tongue!  Ignore the 14 foot python rapped around me!  When Jake wants to get down, Jake gets down!  I’m pretty sure his wife was on the cover of every Vidal Sassoon hair styles book from 1983-1989!

Now the Rick Rude part really takes that cake!!!   Not only is he pelvic thrusting with Cheryl’s face on his crotch, but he ends his little snippet by pretty much saying that Jake can keep his snake if his wife just sits on his face. Remember that this is something I watched as a 12 year old!  I must say as an adult I think it is pure genius!  I am just going to start showing up to friend’s houses with pictures of a friend’s wife on my pants.  Oh who is that on my pants???  It’s your wife…  NBD!   You like?  Seriously those pants are better then anything I have worn in a long, long time.  It looks like Rick Rude is trying not to laugh!  If anyone wants to go 50-50 on a store that put’s people’s faces on the front of your pants, let me know.  I’m smelling the big bucks!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 6.26.12

  1. Pingback: Tuesday Trivia – 6.26.12 « Fifth Period Lunch

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