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When MTV Played Videos – 6.22.12

(By YetiVedder)

I know…  I know…  You don’t make fun of 1980’s Michael Jackson.  You don’t make fun of nose number two.  Every nose after that is game, but nose number two made Thriller!  But I just couldn’t let this video slide!  As a kid I never really knew what was happening.   Here is my best guess as a grown man…

Michael is unhappy that a gang fight is happening so he goes there to break it up by making them dance together.  Little did he know that both of these extremely tough gangs could dance their little asses off!  Not only were they street tough, but they could pick up dance moves on the fly!!!  Sound about right?


From :01-:25 seconds.  A lot happens here.  First why won’t the 2 dudes that are at the same pool hall/deli sit together?  Does one smell?  They could have discussed the upcoming rumble!  Do I even need to talk about the line up snapping???  You know how many fights I have been to when that happens!??  Zero…  You could totally see it happening!

:28-  Gang members hiding in sewers.  I will say it again…  Gang members in sewers!   Maybe the 2 guys at the beginning did smell!

1:49- The gang pickup truck.  If you are not at the spot they said they would pick you up, then you are getting left there!!!  Michael missed the pickup truck!

4:18- The greatest music video dance move ever created!  I could watch that again and again and again and it never gets old!!!  How does convulsing guy not have his own dance studio???

So well done Michael.  With a song named “Beat It” I probably would have gone with something simple like a dude reading a Playboy and then he walks into a room, shuts the door, we don’t see him for another 2 minutes, and then he walks out with the face of a sinner…  But that’s just me!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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