Fifth Period Lunch

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SOXIC!

(By YetiVedder)

Don’t blame Kevin Youkilis for the way the Red Sox are playing. Don’t blame Josh Beckett. Don’t blame Bobby Valentine. Blame the team as a whole. Blame management, the players, the clubhouse, even Daisuke’s interpreter! I don’t care that this team is playing .500 ball. Sometimes you just have to say enough is enough. We have some great young talent down in Pawtucket. It is time to give them a shot. The starters couldn’t do much worse then what is going on right now. This team needs some botox. A facelift. Trim the fat!

Do you notice how every time they bring up a young player and play him it is like a shot in the arm to this team? Think Will Middlebrooks, Ryan Kalish, or even Scott Podsednik. Yes I know Podsednik is old as time, but he literally brought a new flavor to a team that has left a bad taste in your mouth. What I am getting at is this… The reason why is because these guys haven’t been a part of the horror show in that clubhouse yet. Two weeks ago we had Middlebrooks tweeting “wake and rake!” I haven’t seen anything like that since because he has to worry about whether or not he’ll be playing because a guy with a .205 batting average and a bad attitude is playing over him.

Speaking of bad attitudes, our pitching staff may have the worst attitude in the league. WHY ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THEM??? They are awful!!! Beckett, Buchholz, and even Lester would bring back a ton of talent prospect wise and maybe, just maybe this team would be better off without them?? Packages of Buchholz and Youk, or Beckett and Youk would restock the farm system and I think give this team what it needs! A new attitude!!!

A good friend of mine always said a bad attitude is like a flat tire, you get no where until you change it. Well this team is going no place! It needs a new attitude. No more $180 million contracts. Start looking for character players again, like say a Bill Mueller, Kevin Millar, and Pokey Reese!!! My cure for this toxic Sox team??? Start playing the kids! Bring up Larvanway, Iglesias, and for the love of god play Middlebrooks and Kalish!!! Try starters like a Franklin Morales!!! Who cares if they get knocked around! So do Lester, Beckett, and Buchholz!!!

Want to know why in recent years Boston has had major love for the Bruins, Pats, and Celts? Because their players left everything on the ice, field and court!!! This Sox team doesn’t do that! But maybe with an injection of youth there is a chance they could!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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This entry was posted on June 20, 2012 by in Incoherent Rants, Sports and tagged , , , , , , .

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