Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012
How did Hulk Hogan even survive this? I mean, The Genius spitting some mad alliteration to start. Nothing says intimidation moves like a grown man dressed up in a graduation gown spitting alliteration watching ping pong. BUT WAIT! Hulk Hogan let Mr. Perfect show you his ping pong skills! Do you know how many dudes I beat the shit out of right after I won a game of ping pong? If I had a dollar for every time that happened, I would be a rich, rich man.
“Just like everything in life, a little right handed, a little left handed, a little right handed.” Not only was Mr. Perfect describing his ping pong skills, but if you close your eyes and just listen with the music and The Genius and what Mr. Perfect says, it sounds like a 1980’s porn film. Speaking of perfect, how amazing is the no sleeves and zuba pants look??? PERFECT!!! JUST PERFECT!!!!
P.S. How awesome is the guy losing at ping pong??? He is just sweating his ass off after such an intense game!!!