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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 6.18.12

(By YetiVedder)

How did Hulk Hogan even survive this?  I mean, The Genius spitting some mad alliteration to start.  Nothing says intimidation moves like a grown man dressed up in a graduation gown spitting alliteration watching ping pong.  BUT WAIT!  Hulk Hogan let Mr. Perfect show you his ping pong skills!  Do you know how many dudes I beat the shit out of right after I won a game of ping pong?  If I had a dollar for every time that happened, I would be a rich, rich man.

“Just like everything in life, a little right handed, a little left handed, a little right handed.”   Not only was Mr. Perfect describing his ping pong skills, but if you close your eyes and just listen with the music and The Genius and what Mr. Perfect says, it sounds like a 1980’s porn film.   Speaking of perfect, how amazing is the no sleeves and zuba pants look???  PERFECT!!!  JUST PERFECT!!!!

P.S. How awesome is the guy losing at ping pong???  He is just sweating his ass off after such an intense game!!!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 6.18.12

  1. TheWayIsHere
    June 18, 2012

    Love the spin move.

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