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Old People Dancing

(By YetiVedder)

I have always wanted to make a TV show called Old People Dancing.  It is always the best thing to watch.  Any time you are at a wedding or a large event and an old couple busts out some crazy dance moves, it always makes everyone’s day!  So this is my attempt at a pilot for that TV show.  Let me know what you think!

This old woman is awesome!  90 years old and straight dancing around like she doesn’t go to bed at 4pm! This chick is up until  AT LEAST 5pm and doesn’t pass out until two to three glasses of warm milk.  What I mean is that she can hang!  What is up with her being fine until her grandson almost drops her!?!  If you can’t dance, don’t dance bro.  Granny knows what she is doing!  Hips don’t lie!  They break,  but they don’t lie!

Everyday I am shuffling indeed!  This guy knows how to break stuff down.  He is ruining the dance floor and then out of nowhere?  CHALLONGE!   Other old man comes in to the scene to make this a legit dance battle!   I have socks winning this battle.  The second old guy was sloppy with his moves and no one likes a sloppy dancer!

I totally get this.  If I were a young guy at a wedding I would be all up on this as well.  At her age and experience she can easily handle the three guys she is dancing with, if not more!  Her moves are so seductive it hurts!  She was actually the woman that taught Dougie how to Dougie.  Back then it was just called Bump and Grind, which I see nothing wrong with.

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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This entry was posted on May 31, 2012 by in Random Ish and tagged , , , , .

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