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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 5.30.12

(By YetiVedder)

Wow…  Ummm…  Wow…  You want to prove your point that you are tough, so you smash your own face with a full beer bottle?

1.  That is a waste of a perfectly good beer.

2.  It’s your own face, my dude!!!  Why smash the bottle into your own face???

3.  Talking about how tough you are while blood is dripping down your face makes you look a lot tougher… ONLY IF YOU DIDN’T GIVE YOURSELF THE CUT ON YOUR FACE!!!

BUT, I would never complain about pro wrestlers doing this to themselves!  I think it should happen once a week.  A standing ovation to you Roddy Piper!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 5.30.12

  1. jumpingpolarbear
    May 30, 2012

    The glory days of wrestling, how I do miss them :(.

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