Fifth Period Lunch

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What’s Up Doc?

(By TheWayIsHere)

What. The. Fuck.

I’m 28 years old. I’ve seen a lot of shit in my day. Needless to say, it takes a lot to disturb me. This video succeeded.

When I finally have a kid and need to have the “Don’t do drugs” talk with him or her, I’m just going to show them this video. That should do the trick.

Seriously, I always thought the point of taking drugs was to feel good. Dr. Zachary Charles Bird here clearly is not enjoying his trip.

If I’m one of those cops, I am absolutely stealing his money. Screw this crazy bastard.

About TheWayIsHere

I’d like to think there is a lot to say about myself, but there isn’t. I founded Fifth Period Lunch with the intent on using the internet to spread gospel and the word of the Good Book. I thought He had a plan for me. Whoops. No, I’m just yanking your chain - I’m actually an atheist. Straylight Run’s John Nolan described both of our lives perfectly when he sang, “I know much more than I did back then, but the more I learn, the more I can’t understand. And I’ve become content with this life that I lead, where I drink too much and don’t believe in much of anything.” I’m married and creeping ever closer to the big 3-0. Despite that, I still enjoy acting like a child, to which my wife can attest. I enjoy microbrews, pinot noir, the Boston Red Sox, the New England Patriots and the Wake Forest Demon Deacons. I believe old people should be forced to take a driving test every year and I have a man-crush on more men than I probably should. Now you know.

One comment on “What’s Up Doc?

  1. SacDaddy82
    May 26, 2012

    That’s gold, Jerry. GOLD!!

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