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When MTV Played Videos

(ByYetiVedder)

Remember the good old days when MTV would only play music videos?  You didn’t have to worry about a 16 and Pregnant marathon or seeing the same episode of Jersey Shore nine billion times.  Artists didn’t try to be weird by wearing meat dresses or by acting like they were thugs.  They just played music and people danced funny and wore hilarious outfits and had fun.  Well “When MTV Played Videos” will be your reminder of these days!

This week I am showing you a CLASSIC!  How long does the beat of the rhythm of the night last you ask?  Oh, that lasts until the morning light!  El Debarge just Jheri-curling the shit out of this video.   Most depressing part is when they are dancing at the gas station and you see gas on sale for 89 cents!  That was back in the days when I walked barefoot to school in the snow!!  More guys need to wear gloves.  I say we make a pact!  We will all meet at a gas station this weekend.  I will blast this song like there is no tomorrow and we will just dance until gas prices are lowered!  Now that is a protest I can get down with!   No pun intended!  All gentlemen must wear red and white gloves!

P.S. Debarge may have the dirtiest mustache in history!  He definitely combed that with a very tiny comb!!!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “When MTV Played Videos

  1. TheWayIsHere
    May 24, 2012

    Straight gangsta shit right here.

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