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Business Up Front, Bonner in the Back

(By YetiVedder)

Yahoo! Sports – A young San Antonio Spurs fan faces an in-school suspension on Thursday if he doesn’t somehow find a way to alter the image of Matt Bonner that was shaved into the back of his head. You read the previous sentence correctly. The Spurs forward, who is averaging just 14.6 minutes per game in the postseason, has apparently made such an impact on Woodlake Hills Middle School student Patrick Gonzalez that the youngster decided to have a hairstylist shave an image of the Spurs sharpshooter into the back of his haircut. Above is the image that has the principals at Woodlake Hills Middle School in righteous fear of the apparently inevitable anarchy and lawlessness in the school halls that will result if Gonzalez comes to school on Thursday without changing the haircut. (Read the rest of the story here.)

This may be the greatest haircut ever!  I wish more kids would get NBA 8th men shaved into their heads!   This is truly a thing of genius!  You know a Celts fan will have Stiemsma on the back of their heads in no time.  I am demanding it!  If you are a REAL Celts fan that wants them to win, you will shave Greg Stiemsma’s face into the back of your head.  I am actually pondering getting Josh McRoberts shaved into my dome!  Ladies will flock!

Two things…  If this kid gets suspended for this it may be the dumbest suspension in the history of the world.    Also imagine being this kid’s barber?  You want Matt Bonner?  DONE!  This barber has talent out the ass!  Get him his own reality show where he just shaves D-list celebs into the back of people’s heads.  I would watch that show! Kevin Federline?  No problem!  Flava Flav? Easy peasy!  There are just so many options!

Who would you want shaved into the back of your head?  Personally, I am going with Buddy from Charles in Charge.

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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