Fifth Period Lunch

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Best Video Game Ever – The Ship!

(By YetiVedder)

So we have it down to our last two games – the best of the best! It’s all come down to this.

On one hand we have a legendary Nintendo football game!  We are talking winning with defense thanks to automatic sacks by LT!  Or maybe rushing for 800 yards in a game with Bo Jackson! Tecmo Super Bowl has made the finals!

And in the other corner we have….  with a one-vote victory…  Mario taking down Madden by one single click!  Mario finally felt some competition like he was being swarmed by turtles and having little weird spike guys dropped on him by what most would consider the worst cloud ever!  Madden played strong, but Mario held up his 1 seed!

The Final:  Super Tecmo Bowl vs. Super Mario Bros. –  The battle of a couple of super games!   Are you a sports person?  Then Tecmo takes the cake!  Are you into plumbers saving a princess from a giant lizard?  Then Mario is the game for you!  Well I am a sports guy.  I take Tecmo Super over Super Mario all day!   But don’t let my vote decide this!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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