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Seriously, Time Magazine?

(By TheWayIsHere)

I mean, aside from making me want to have sex with a MILF and/or a chocolate chip cookie, I’m not exactly sure what Time Magazine is going for here.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, likes to see women breastfeeding in public. And I’m talking about breastfeeding an actual baby, not a fucking 3-year old kid. This is just gross… and weird.

Are we so desensitized as a society now that this is kosher?

About TheWayIsHere

I’d like to think there is a lot to say about myself, but there isn’t. I founded Fifth Period Lunch with the intent on using the internet to spread gospel and the word of the Good Book. I thought He had a plan for me. Whoops. No, I’m just yanking your chain - I’m actually an atheist. Straylight Run’s John Nolan described both of our lives perfectly when he sang, “I know much more than I did back then, but the more I learn, the more I can’t understand. And I’ve become content with this life that I lead, where I drink too much and don’t believe in much of anything.” I’m married and creeping ever closer to the big 3-0. Despite that, I still enjoy acting like a child, to which my wife can attest. I enjoy microbrews, pinot noir, the Boston Red Sox, the New England Patriots and the Wake Forest Demon Deacons. I believe old people should be forced to take a driving test every year and I have a man-crush on more men than I probably should. Now you know.

2 comments on “Seriously, Time Magazine?

  1. blucowboy
    May 10, 2012

    Just to be clear…I FULLY endorse public breastfeeding. I like tits of all shapes and sizes with or without babies attached.

    • TheWayIsHere
      May 11, 2012

      Oh, I have nothing against breastfeeding in public either. The problem stems from chicks just whipping out their tit in public and not covering up.

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