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You Motorboatin’ SOB

(By TheWayIsHere)

Thanks to the wonderful world of Twitter, I noticed this morning that #UseTittiesInAMovieTitle was trending in Boston. So I decided to get in on the action. Here is a list of 10 quickies I came up with – feel free to add yours in the comments section below!

1.  James and the Giant Titties

2.  Honey, I Shrunk the Titties

3.  Fear and Titties in Las Vegas

4.  The Titties Have Eyes

5.  Phat Titties

6.  Divine Titties of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

7.  Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties

8.  The Usual Titties

9.  The Silence of the Titties

10.  Where the Wild Titties Are (RIP Maurice Sendak)

About TheWayIsHere

I’d like to think there is a lot to say about myself, but there isn’t. I founded Fifth Period Lunch with the intent on using the internet to spread gospel and the word of the Good Book. I thought He had a plan for me. Whoops. No, I’m just yanking your chain - I’m actually an atheist. Straylight Run’s John Nolan described both of our lives perfectly when he sang, “I know much more than I did back then, but the more I learn, the more I can’t understand. And I’ve become content with this life that I lead, where I drink too much and don’t believe in much of anything.” I’m married and creeping ever closer to the big 3-0. Despite that, I still enjoy acting like a child, to which my wife can attest. I enjoy microbrews, pinot noir, the Boston Red Sox, the New England Patriots and the Wake Forest Demon Deacons. I believe old people should be forced to take a driving test every year and I have a man-crush on more men than I probably should. Now you know.

4 comments on “You Motorboatin’ SOB

  1. Ben
    May 9, 2012

    Black Titties (Black Swan) hah

  2. Big Boi
    May 9, 2012

    Willy Wonka And The Titty Factory
    No Country For Old Titties
    Dirty Titties (Dirty Dancing)
    Titties on a Plane
    The Titty Games
    Snow White and The Seven Titties
    Me, Myself, and Titties
    There Is Something About Titties

  3. blucowboy
    May 9, 2012

    Big Boi wins

  4. mommyhatesme
    May 9, 2012

    The Last of the Titties
    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Titties
    The Good, the Bad, the Titties
    Titties Now
    Back to the Titties
    Monty Python and the Holy Titties
    Raging Titties
    How to Train Your Titties
    The Titties King
    and finally…

    Schindler’s Titties

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