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Best Video Game Ever – The Final Four

(By YetiVedder)

Mario is cutting down the nets!  Madden is dancing!  GoldenEye hasn’t heard the fat lady sing yet (thanks to one single vote)!  And Tecmo Super Bowl keeps moving the chains!

We are down to our Final Four matchups!  Can anyone beat Mario?  He just looks like a beast at this point, making all other games look like jokes!  Could we have an all-football finals?  Could GoldenEye shock the world and win this thing?  It’s up to you!  We need you to get the votes in!


Here are my predictions for the Final Four:

Super Mario Bros. Vs. Madden –  Oh man this one for the ages!  You know how much of my life I have wasted on these two games?!  Super Mario in my youth was a go-to.  The old stand-by!  The positives were the warp zones and, to this day, when that music starts playing YOU KNOW it is from Super Mario Bros.  The only negative I can think of is having to blow in the game to get it started!   Madden on the other hand is a game I still play today.  In college, I played it so much with my friends we wore my copy out and had to buy another one! Do I go with my childhood or my adult life?  I am going upset!  Madden is going to take down Goliath or in this case, Mario!

GoldenEye vs. Tecmo Super Bowl –  We are again speaking of my youth vs. my college years.  Tecmo Super Bowl is a classic and the fact that a game can be so awesome when only having eight plays to select from says a lot.  GoldenEye on the other hand allowed you to grab a couple more friends and actually play together, at the same time!  Four guys against eight plays?  I’m taking eight plays!  Tecmo Super Bowl moves on and we have an all-football final! But what do I know?  I’m so excited to see who makes the finals that I literally just peed my pants!

(Click on the brackets to make them bigger)

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “Best Video Game Ever – The Final Four

  1. mommyhatesme
    May 8, 2012

    I really wish Tecmo was against Mario and Madden against GoldenEye. James Bond/Bo Jackson finale is my dream.

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