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Tourney Time – Best Video Game Ever (Sweet 16)

(By YetiVedder)

So the first round is over and you have had the weekend to think about what moves on to the Elite 8!


Here are some predictions from me:

No Brainer:  Super Mario Bros. beatS Double Dragon easily.  In case you didn’t notice, we had one game win unanimously…  it was a plumber and his brother, Luigi.  So I don’t care if you and your brother know karate!  The plumbers take it again…  easily!

Upset  Alert:  If I am Contra, I am a little nervous.  I’m confident…  But nervous.  Sure you have the whole code thing working for you.  Tyson’s Punch Out also used codes.  It was a number you’d put in at the beginning of the game so you could start right where you left off.  One of the first games to do this!  Often these codes were found on bathroom walls or just guessed at random.  Contra needs to be nervous about legends like King Hippo, Soda Popinski and Bald Bull.  The 30 guys may just be enough to keep Contra alive though!

Best Matchup:  GoldenEye and NBA Jam!  I never doubt a game that features Mark Price as an all-time great.  He never missed behind the arc!  GoldenEye allowed for many college nights to last until 5 am.  I’m still up in the air about who I will go with, but the Jeff Hornacek factor may swing my vote toward NBA Jam.

Voting for the Sweet 16 will end at noon on Tuesday!  So get your votes in now!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “Tourney Time – Best Video Game Ever (Sweet 16)

  1. sergeantshakes
    May 1, 2012

    I can’t believe I just had to choose between NHL and Mortal Kombat. It took me a good 10 minutes to make the “right” choice.

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