Fifth Period Lunch

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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 4.30.12

(By YetiVedder)

Are we talking about a dream match up here?  In the ring, absolutely not, but promo wise you aren’t going to get much better than this!

You have The Berzerker barking at the screen with a sword and a viking helmet, or what I like to call Casual Fridays at work. Papa Shango’s voodoo gimmick was priceless. Oh, and he is definitely not reading off a cue card!!! Mr. Fuji just smiling away in the back dressed up like Oddjob from the James Bond movies.  BUT WAIT…  THERE IS MORE!!!

If anyone, and I mean anyone, understood what the Ultimate Warrior was talking about, please let me know!  “Deep six unnatural black magic, Undertaker!” Maybe the greatest line ever!  I’m going to start all conversations like that from now on!

Deep six unnatural black magic, did you see the ass on her!?!

Deep six unnatural black magic, this food is a lil under cooked!

Deep six unnatural black magic, how many beers did you drink!?!?

How does the Undertaker keep a straight face? That is acting at its best! But even better is when the Warrior stops talking and you can’t help but completely ignore the Undertaker because the Ultimate Warrior snorts and does the weirdest stuff ever!  Priceless material!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

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