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Tourney Time – Best Video Game Ever

Yeti dressed for his high school prom

(By YetiVedder)

Here at 5PL, we have had many spirited debates!  Well I was having a conversation this weekend and we literally named 20 amazing video games!

Well we decided to bracket it up!  We have some of the greatest games of all-time going head to head! The battle of the Doubles? Double Dragon vs. Double Dribble. Half-court shots vs. Karate kicks! I can’t even believe Pole Position is a 16 seed! Who made this thing?!



Upset Alert:  Sorry Tony Hawk, but NBA Jam is upsetting you in the first round!  Any time you can play a game as Detlef Schrempf, it is OK in my book! Plus I have never been a skater. Yeti’s don’t skate at all…  ever!

No Brainer:  Grand Theft Auto as a 4 seed??  It should KILL TMNT!  Listen I love the turtles, but in GTA you can do anything including pickup video game hookers!!!

This may just be my inner nerd speaking, but I can’t wait to see the results of this!  I got Punch Out and Tecmo Super Bowl Bowl going far!  Bo Jackson is still running all over the place!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

3 comments on “Tourney Time – Best Video Game Ever

  1. Derek
    April 26, 2012

    Good Stuff Curran….Pretty sure Contra is the best game ever (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start) tough to lose when u have unlimited lifes. Best sportsgame, never got a lot of play was Little League baseball. Peace!

  2. blucowboy
    April 27, 2012

    This is atrocious. Having Call Of Duty at 13 makes the entire rankings laughable. Then to put it up against Goldeneye in the first round is like Conference foes playing in the first round of the tourney, it shouldn’t be done. I made the mistake of playing Goldeneye, one of my favorite all time games, last year and it completely ruined the game for me. Goldeneye is terrible. Nostalgia is important in ranking games, but does it make up for the fact that all I play now is Call of Duty? Nope!

  3. TheWayIsHere
    April 27, 2012

    @Derek – Little League Baseball was the shit. Texas was a powerhouse, but that damn Chinese Taipei team was nearly unbeatable!

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