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It’s Still Real to Me, Dammit! – 4.23.12

(By YetiVedder)

Well, it’s Monday and time for some memories from wrestling past!  Nothing like three gentlemen wearing fur coats talking basketball. The American Dream Dusty Rhodes literally says like four words I understand. And take a lesson wrestling fans…  if you want to win an argument, do as Ric Flair does and simply end it with a WOOOO!  On a side note, why is  NBA Hall-of-Famer Rick Barry interviewing wrestlers? I get that they have a wrestling persona to keep up, but why is Barry wearing a fur coat?

Imagine this happening today. PETA would be all over these guys! But the real question is, who won the debate???  I say Flair because of the WOOOO!

About yetivedder

Straight outta Cumberland, R.I. is a crazy mother f'er named Yeti. I will steal your food, drink, and girl all while you are not looking. He might actually do it while you are looking but be very polite while taking all three. He will also do it in that order mainly because he is always hungry, thirsty, and horny! The Yeti will throw the greatest party that you won't remember, because he needs to remain a figment of your imagination. He wants the ladies to think that they may or may not have made love to a giant man last night while feeding him a steak and cheese sandwich! The Yeti is all about getting people to make bad decisions, but yet these bad decisions just feel so right. The Yeti is a diehard sports fan and is never afraid to show his team colors. He also isn't afraid to talk about himself in the third person like the greatest of all time Ricky Henderson! Yeti Likes: Easy women, cheap beer, expensive beer being given out for free, Red Sox baseball KFC and all, Lakers basketball, Metta World Peace, Bruins, Mashmond, Patriots, and bringing Randy Moss back! Easy women, URI basketball, old school WWF wrestling... Yeah I said F!, J's Deli samiches. Sponsor the Yeti page with some free sandwiches!!! More beer, and easy women! Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Dre, Jay-Z Yeti dislikes: Wine drinkers that think they are better then me, Yeti hunters on TV that have no idea where Yeti's hang out! Hard women... Take that however you'd like... New school WWE, Any rapper with Lil or a direction in their name. Models who refuse to date me, when all I want to do is feed them. Relish of any kind... It is a Yeti kyrptonite.

One comment on “It’s Still Real to Me, Dammit! – 4.23.12

  1. mommyhatesme
    April 23, 2012

    Obviously Flair wins… he said so. WOOOOOO!!!

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