Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012
The NBA lost a legend yesterday in Dwayne Schintzius.
Some fans like points and rebounds, but I’m more of a what-player-has-the-best-haircut kind of guy.
No doubt about it, Schintzius had this covered with his “business up front, party in the back” style. I think his biggest accomplishment came off the court when he wrote the song “Achy Breaky Heart” and helped parent one of the legendary acts out there today, Miley Cyrus.
So for all of you out and about at country line dancing bars tonight… make sure to request Achy Breaky in honor of one of the best mullets in sports history!